Remember the song “Kiss” by Prince?

Well one of the lines is ain’t no particular sign I’m more compatible with, I just want your extra time and your… kiss!

Well, I thought the words were ain’t no particular SIZE I’m more compatible with, I just want your extra time and your… kiss!

Prince was talking about Astrology, but I thought Prince was letting us know that even though he was a small dude, he could handle a big girl!

Another misheard lyric of mine is actually from my friend Helene, one night we were listening to Usher’s “Yeah” while we were getting dressed to go out…

You know the part when he says ’cause on a 1 to 10 she’s a certified 20… but that just aint me! When that lyric played, my friend turned to me and said “so, Usher doesnt do plus size girls?”

I started laughing because when I first heard the song I thought the exact same thing! Of course, Usher was saything that on a scale of 1 to 10 the girl was a 20 (at least I hope that’s what he meant).

Anyway, I just think its funny how being a Plus Size Princess can affect how you see/hear everything.